Getting lost with the young patter? Esports Scotland's got you covered! After rigourous testing and extensive research we've found a guaranteed way to to make you hip and cool. Just wear this tshirt, and whenever you're in doubt, look doon and ooft, yer sorted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
 
not garaunteed to make you cool